Leinart working hard on his quarterbacking in this photo courtesy of (you guessed it) THE DIRTY.

Leinart working hard on his quarterbacking in this photo courtesy of (you guessed it) THE DIRTY.

Matt Leinart looks like a big bucket of fail. His primary skills as a quarterback seem to consist of funneling beer and sharing hot tubs with coeds. Maybe he can be a guest host on Girls Gone Wild when his football career ends?

Vince Young – Well, folks, the bloom is back on this rose. Vince Young looked sharp, focused, and much more advanced as a QB than he has in past years. That’s a good thing, because he’s my starting fantasy QB. The better quarterback in that incredible USC-Texas game is now the better QB in the NFL.

The Titans Defense looks like they have a strong front four, but don’t they almost every year? I can’t even name one of these guys off the top of my head but they were abusing the Cardinals’ first stringers, who, in all fairness, have some new additions that are still developing chemistry with the o-line. Jeff Fisher always seems to put together a strong front four and is one of the best and most unappreciated head coaches in football. Plus, I hear Bill Belichick is jealous of his moustache.

Derek Anderson Anyone who knows me knows that I was talking smack about how bad Derek Anderson was even during his “pro bowl” year with the Browns. He’s always been terribly inaccurate, but that year he benefited from a soft schedule and athletic receivers who could grab his off target throws (Kellen Winslow Jr. , Braylon Edwards… by the way, does Braylon Edwards ONLY catch the ridiculous throws and drop the easy ones?) However, Derek Anderson isn’t so bad a QB once you get past the fact that he can’t hit the side of a barn with a throw. I wouldn’t be surprised if he unseats Leinart for the starting QB role if Leinart continues to lead an anemic offense.

 

An Alpaca Reacts to Victor Cruz's Third Touchdown

An Alpaca Reacts to Victor Cruz's Third Touchdown

Jets defensive backs It looked like they missed Darrelle Revis, and I didn’t notice Steve Smith on the field for the Giants at all. Antonio Cromartie looked decent in coverage but his poor tackling showed up on the 50+ yard pass to Ahmad Bradshaw. Undrafted free agent Victor Cruz lit up the Jets defense, and looks like a miniature Marques Colston thanks to his excellent body control.

Kellen Clemens – was given a long look during the game, possibly to generate interest in him as trade bait. Although he looked a lot better than Kevin O’Connell he will be due too much money to keep on as a third string quarterback behind Mark Brunell.

Eli Manning – almost got his head knocked off and covered the beautiful new stadium in blood. Fortunately, it was just a flesh wound.

LaDainian Tomlinson showed that he still has some quickness left on a touchdown run that was called back. He’s not as amazingly quick a cutter as he was when he was young, but he is still an incredibly fundamentally sound runner and will make a nice addition to the Jets’ backfield this year.

Brandon Jacobsseemed to be running with authority and not pathetically dancing around like he did last year. Giants fans should hope he keeps this up.

Rhett Bomar – was very impressive in mop up duty, fitting a couple passes into tight spaces, being cool under pressure in the pocket, and making a heady scramble near the end of the game.

Santonio Holmes put some impressive moves on the Giants’ second stringers.

Box Score for the Game at NFL.com

 

Behind this NSFW link is a photo of Tom Brady inappropriately and sexually reacting after leering at the Patriots rookies with a gleam in his eye.

I have no idea how the New England Patriots kept a lid on this situation as long as they did.

(By Ron Chenoy, US Presswire) Tim Tebow sees a long Latin manuscript that needs to be copied by hand in the stands.

(By Ron Chenoy, US Presswire) Tim Tebow sees a long Latin manuscript that needs to be copied by hand in the stands.

In other news, Tim Tebow has joined the order of the Benedictine Monks. Instead of studying his playbook, he intends to reside in a tower copying manuscripts, chanting, crushing grapes with his feet and making wine. Josh McDaniels was quoted as saying “We support Tim Tebow and his religious life. This may push his development as a quarterback back by several decades, but we are changing the terminology of our offensive system into Latin to ease his transition. The income he will bring to the franchise through alcohol sales to the Grudens will compensate for the losses in ticket revenue while he transitions from a shotgun spread offense to an NFL offense and life as a mendicant monk.”

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