HUBRIS - I HAS IT... IN EVEN LARGER QUANTITIES THAN THE JETS.

HUBRIS - I HAS IT... IN EVEN LARGER QUANTITIES THAN THE JETS.

 

SPECIAL NON-VIDEO EDITION!

WHAT FOOLS WE WERE TO LET THE PACKER'S OFFENSE PLAY AGAINST US ON A FAST FIELD IN A DOME!

WHAT FOOLS WE WERE TO LET THE PACKER'S OFFENSE PLAY AGAINST US ON A FAST FIELD IN A DOME!

 

Jennifer Lopez calls in a play from the stage following another failed Wildcat play.

Jennifer Lopez calls in a play from the stage following another failed Wildcat play.

There’s very few ways the Dolphins could make their offense any worse, although my short list would include putting a rabid weasel in Jake Long’s and Brandon Marshall’s pants. More damaging than that scenario is one where you make Brian Daboll your offensive coordinator. I have seen few offensive coordinators that run such predictable game plans and adjust so poorly at halftime. This is surprising, since Brian Daboll has put some interesting and odd formations on the field.

It’s sad to say but it looks like the Buffalo Bills’ star will ascend faster than the Dolphins can hope for.

Isn’t Stephen Ross tight with Jennifer Lopez? Can’t he make her the new offensive coordinator? I know she’s demanding, but that’s raw, unproven football talent if I’ve ever seen it.

 

A very special VIDEO EDITION for Ravens-Steelers today

TJ HOUSH YO MOMMA…..CHAAMMMMMMPIONSHIP.

 

With Shurmur, Browns usher in another new era.

I don’t even really need to write an entire post for this: the subject line and the teams’ records over the past 13 years speak for themselves. Stable, good organizations like the Steelers, Patriots and Colts tend to fetch better records over time than messes like the Browns or 49ers.

Vinny Testaverde arrived on Earth about the same time as flowering plants. George Blanda arrived along with the ancestors of the Lungfish.

Vinny Testaverde arrived on Earth about the same time as flowering plants. George Blanda arrived along with the ancestors of the Lungfish.

 
I know how you feel, man. The rest of my team didn't show up either.

I know how you feel, man. The rest of my team didn't show up either.

 
"ARE YOU A WIZARD?" -Matt Cassel asked the Ravens Defense

"ARE YOU A WIZARD?" -Matt Cassel asked the Ravens Defense

 
Looks like it's time for another facelift, Jerry.

Looks like it's time for another facelift, Jerry.

It’s a QB driven league nowadays, and that’s partially due to the fact that it has become an increasingly passer friendly league. From the “Ty Law” rule to the limitations on how you can hit a QB, you have to be able to exploit the pass well to win nowadays. There were two notable exceptions in the playoffs last year: The New York Jets and the Bengals. The Jets got by with an incredible defense, while the Bengals got by with a decent defense and a soft schedule. It’s been theorized that you can’t win a Super Bowl with a caretaker QB anymore, like the Ravens did with Trent Dilfer. This could be bad news for the Jets, because Mark Sanchez still is not capable of carrying the Jets.

1. Peyton Manning

2. Tom Brady

3. Aaron Rodgers (This guy does more with less, so I’ve bumped him over several comparable QBs in the playoffs.)

4. Drew Brees (Similar to Manning or Brady with less physical skills, poorer decision making.)

5. Ben Roethlisberger (Makes Steelers’ poor pass protection almost turn into a boon.)

6. Matt Ryan

7. Michael Vick (His athletic ability dynamically changes the Eagles ability to compete.)

8. Joe Flacco (Good QB, but he’s not carrying his team yet.)

9. Jay Cutler (Bigtime skills, bigtime bad decisions.)

10. Matt Hasselbeck (Old, but you saw what he can do against the Saints.)

11. Mark Sanchez (Terrible accuracy and decision making at times, but plays well in crunch time.)

12. Matt Cassel (The most limited QB in playoffs. Doesn’t make mistakes, but unable to carry the team on his back at all.)

I think as things stand 10-12 aren’t going to be able to do enough to take their teams to the Super Bowl, all other things being equal. 7-9 are the next tier up: They have some flaws, but there’s no reason they couldn’t string together 2-3 excellent games. 4-6 aren’t going to do things to sabotage their team most of the time, and may excel in any given game. 1-3 are the elite QBs, the ones that are going to cause all kinds of problems for the opposing team, and are likely to excel unless the opposition out gameplans and outskills their teams.

 
COLTS SELF DESTRUCT IN FINAL MINUTE "All that was left of them was blue and white confetti," says eyewitness.

COLTS SELF DESTRUCT IN FINAL MINUTE "All that was left of them was blue and white confetti," says eyewitness.

 
Huddle up! Look, I'm sure you already know this, but I've never said it out loud. I *did* throw that game. I did it. I was in a bad way with some worse people. After I did it, I felt so shitty, I wish I would have just let them kill me instead. Now the warden wants to pin Caretaker's murder on me if I don't throw *this* game. So it looks like I'm going to get to know you guys a lot better because I aint doing that twice in a lifetime. We got a little time left. We can still do this. I'm begging you.

Huddle up! Look, I'm sure you already know this, but I've never said it out loud. I *did* throw that game. I did it. I was in a bad way with some worse people. After I did it, I felt so shitty, I wish I would have just let them kill me instead. Now the warden wants to pin Caretaker's murder on me if I don't throw *this* game. So it looks like I'm going to get to know you guys a lot better because I aint doing that twice in a lifetime. We got a little time left. We can still do this. I'm begging you.

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