Jimmy Claussen arrives in Charlotte, NC from his secret headquarters in the polar ice cap.

Jimmy Claussen arrives in Charlotte, NC from his secret headquarters in the polar ice cap.

Do you buy the Todd McShay Claussen hate?

The Panthers might not either, considering they drafted Claussen and that he, according to Pat Yasinkas at ESPN, couldn’t be more humble and amiable with his teammates.

Among rookie quarterbacks, Claussen will probably be the only one of any fantasy value this season.

In related news, Tim Tebow arrived in camp at Denver bathed in golden light and accompanied by a chorus of angels.

I saw in the night visions, and, behold, one like the Son of man came with the clouds of heaven, and came to the Ancient of days, and they brought him near before him. And there was given him dominion, and glory, and a kingdom, that all people, nations, and languages, should serve him: his dominion is an everlasting dominion, which shall not pass away, and his kingdom that which shall not be destroyed. -Daniel 7:13-14

I saw in the night visions, and, behold, one like the Son of man came with the clouds of heaven, and came to the Ancient of days, and they brought him near before him. And there was given him dominion, and glory, and a kingdom, that all people, nations, and languages, should serve him: his dominion is an everlasting dominion, which shall not pass away, and his kingdom that which shall not be destroyed. -Daniel 7:13-14

 
The Claussen family crest, photographed at their lavish estate, "Nightingale Nook."

The Claussen family crest, photographed at their lavish estate, "Nightingale Nook."

Jimmy Claussen has finally been drafted by the Carolina Panthers with the 16th pick in the 2nd round, ending a drop more precipitous than Aaron Rodgers’. I am shocked that he fell this far and can only assume that most of the NFL knows something that we don’t.

That said, this is an incredible gift for the Panthers who don’t have any particularly inspiring QBs on their roster. Claussen could see action sooner rather than later and the fact that he played in a pro-style offense will be a boon to him and the Panthers.

Vladimir Ducasse, a guard drafted by the Jets, may be be the official winner of the lengthily titled “Most Likely to be Confused With a Computer Generated Football Player Name from a Console Game” award.

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