The Foosball Wizard is not a proponent of having your fantasy draft this early as you haven’t even seen anyone’s training camp or preseason games yet. Nonetheless, as a service to me fans I will be providing you with fantasy rankings for 2010 as early as this June and update them as a I receive more information. To whet your whistles and encourage debate, I present to you the FANTASY QB RANKINGS FOR 2010, AS THEY STAND RIGHT NOW, along with their GUARDIAN ALPACA!!!!!!

Sphinx-like, the Guardian Alpaca vigilantly presides over the fantasy football rankings.

Sphinx-like, the Guardian Alpaca vigilantly presides over the fantasy football rankings.

1 Aaron Rodgers GB
2 Drew Brees NO
3 Tony Romo DAL
4 Peyton Manning IND
5 Philip Rivers SD
6 Matt Schaub HOU
7 Tom Brady NE
8 Joe Flacco BAL
9 Brett Favre MIN
10 Jay Cutler CHI
11 David Garrard JAX
12 Vince Young TEN
13 Eli Manning NYG
14 Matt Ryan ATL
15 Alex Smith SF
16 Jason Campbell OAK
17 Matt Leinart ARI
18 Donovan McNabb WAS
19 Matthew Stafford DET
20 Matt Cassel KC
21 Kevin Kolb PHI
22 Chad Henne MIA
23 Kyle Orton DEN
24 Carson Palmer CIN
25 Mark Sanchez NYJ
26 Matt Hasselbeck SEA
27 Josh Freeman TB
28 Sam Bradford STL

I did not project Jake Delhomme, Seneca Wallace, Matt Moore or Jimmy Claussen yet as I feel those jobs are “up for grabs.” I did not project Roethlisberger yet because I wasn’t sure at the time of the projections how many games he was suspended for.

You have beef with the projections? Leave a reply, The Foosball Wizard will debate with you disagreeing punks!!!!

 
Jimmy Claussen arrives in Charlotte, NC from his secret headquarters in the polar ice cap.

Jimmy Claussen arrives in Charlotte, NC from his secret headquarters in the polar ice cap.

Do you buy the Todd McShay Claussen hate?

The Panthers might not either, considering they drafted Claussen and that he, according to Pat Yasinkas at ESPN, couldn’t be more humble and amiable with his teammates.

Among rookie quarterbacks, Claussen will probably be the only one of any fantasy value this season.

In related news, Tim Tebow arrived in camp at Denver bathed in golden light and accompanied by a chorus of angels.

I saw in the night visions, and, behold, one like the Son of man came with the clouds of heaven, and came to the Ancient of days, and they brought him near before him. And there was given him dominion, and glory, and a kingdom, that all people, nations, and languages, should serve him: his dominion is an everlasting dominion, which shall not pass away, and his kingdom that which shall not be destroyed. -Daniel 7:13-14

I saw in the night visions, and, behold, one like the Son of man came with the clouds of heaven, and came to the Ancient of days, and they brought him near before him. And there was given him dominion, and glory, and a kingdom, that all people, nations, and languages, should serve him: his dominion is an everlasting dominion, which shall not pass away, and his kingdom that which shall not be destroyed. -Daniel 7:13-14

 
Ben Roethlisberger and Three Women Enjoying Tasty Rohypnol Beverages

Ben Roethlisberger and Three Women Enjoying Tasty Rohypnol Beverages

Since I probably have some pre-draft related questions that may be irrelevant by the time the draft is over, I’m going to answer some reader questions today!

For all of the people wondering if the Steelers now listening to offers on the eve of Draft Day are not going to materialize, do you think it is possible? Steelers are a class organization and the
Rooney’s are not big on Raiders of the 70’s kind of player conduct. Do you think one team in the top 10 or mid rounds will let the pick go, ride the suspension and get what is really a friendly remaining contract on Big Ben? -Jason

Knowing the Rooneys I don’t doubt in the least that they are shopping Roethlisberger. A football team is a product and Roethlisberger is damaging the brand with his conduct. After the police report was released – which pretty much indicated a case of forcible rape even though they could not prosecute Roethlisberger – a lot of fans will find it hard to cheer at all for him. I think I could more easily welcome Bill Belichick to the Jets as head coach than I could welcome Roethlisberger as a QB right now. I would also more easily cheer for famous canine sports enthusiast, Michael Vick, than I would for Roethlisberger. He has a lot of work to do to rehabilitate his image and the only thing saving him right now is his talent. I could only see a maverick like Al Davis trading for Roethlisberger at this point – everyone else will not want to deal with the baggage.

I wish I’d thought of this, but I haven’t really been paying attention since we’ve been chopping veterans and salary and sniffing with indifference at most free agents, but … Pat Kirwin on Sirius NFL just wondered aloud about Kevin Mawae signing with the Eagles.  Seems like a win-win, as Jackson will be out and we have no centers. Even if we get Marukice Pouncey draft day (and I would be fine with that), what could it hurt to have Mawae around? -Mike West

One certainly could do worse than Kevin Mawae at center. He is an intelligent and talented center who is a great locker room influence. However, I do get a little nervous due to his age and the fact that he is small for a center – does that mean there’s more wear and tear on his body? Mike Munchak, the Titans offensive line coach, swears Mawae is in great shape for his age. If that’s true Mawae would be a great filler for the gap in the Eagles’ offensive line. If the Eagles aren’t interested in Mawae they better have a backup plan because there are several other teams, including the Jets, who could swipe Pouncey from them. (The Jets would play him at guard.)

“If the League leading rushing Jets go into the 2010 season with a three headed backfield, will any of the running backs have any fantasy value and if so, who do you project to be the leading fantasy rusher?” G. Slade, Dover, NJ

Shonn Greene is a very talented running back who should only get better in 2010. However, Leon Washington and LaDainian Tomlinson will take a bite out of his fantasy production. Greene will definitely be the most fantasy relevant New York Jets running back, but he will probably be no better than a 2nd tier running back due to Washington and Tomlinson cutting into his touches.

“Are the new complex offenses like the wildcat, running quarterbacks and throwing running backs a fad or are they the wave of the future?” -Rich L., Denville, NJ

The “Wildcat” has been around for a long time in the college ranks although it has never been especially popular in the pros. However, the only team that really ran a unique “Wildcat” offense in the NFL were the Miami Dolphins. The Dolphins ran interesting, different plays with imbalanced and unique formations whereas most other teams’ “Wildcats” consisted of putting an athletic runner in at QB and running standard plays.

Part of the reason the Wildcat is not so popular in the pros is due to the fact that it exploits marked athletic superiority in the backfield. For instance, if you have a blue chip running back and an athletic quarterback when you run crazy option plays the defensive players will not be fast enough to handle Vince Young running the ball with the option to pitch it even further to the outside.  This works in a college environment where elite players have a huge edge in athleticism over the average player. However, in the NFL everyone belongs to that elite class from college and it no longer is as effective a tactic. The Wildcat was markedly less effective last season after other teams had an opportunity to properly prepare for it and it will most likely diminish in popularity in the 2010 season.

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