If you started David Wilson in one of your fantasy leagues, you were also crying.

If you started David Wilson in one of your fantasy leagues, you were also crying.

THE GOOD-

Tony Romo – People bash Romo far too much. Given, he was playing against a decimated Giants defensive backfield tonight, but the offensive line he was playing behind is a joke – a joke which lost their center early in the game and replaced him with a guy who’s been on the team for about 9 days or so. Romo kept plays alive with his feet and carried the rest of the offense on his back. The only blemish on his game tonight was the early interception to Boley.

DeMarco Murray – Murray ran really well tonight. I hope Felix Jones is nice and comfortable on the bench, because that’s where he’ll be staying as long as Murray remains healthy.

Martellus Bennett – Bennett flashed a little tonight, including a pretty amazing clutch TD catch. Let’s see if he can keep it up. He had a big head in Dallas, hopefully it doesn’t get too large.

THE BAD –

Giants CBs – Yeah, they’re suffering from some injuries, but even Corey Webster didn’t play well tonight. He was smoked for a TD on a double move by Ogletree while he was busy looking at the QB. Huge area of concern for the Giants here. They need Amukamura back fast. Or at least Coe.

Cowboys OL – Lots of penalties and they were pretty disastrous on top of that. The Cowboys were able to compensate with some quick slants aimed at the Giants’ decimated secondary, but they’re not going to be able to get away with that every week.

David Wilson – He fumbled and was never heard from again except for kick returns. After his fumble he was crying on the sideline and Coughlin couldn’t even bring himself to yell at him. 

THE FANTASY –

Don’t count on Kevin Ogletree performing like that all year. He wasn’t exactly matching up against a star studded cast in the Giants’ secondary, although he did burn Corey Webster for one of those touchdowns. DeMarco Murray is looking very promising as a #1 fantasy RB, but this was not unexpected. He was probably drafted in the top ten of every fantasy football league. Witten is still recovering from a lacerated spleen and didn’t put any numbers up tonight, but I doubt it’ll stay that way. If David Wilson keeps fumbling like he did in college Bradshaw is going to get more touches than he usually gets this year. If one of your TEs gets murdered this week, Martellus Bennett is probably available on your waiver wire. 

 
  • One of the following videos is of FOOTBALL PLAYERS, and the other is of FAINTING GOATS.

  • See if you can correctly guess which are which! FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyReSMJw5MI

 httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ_19cpCXxE

 

 

Aug 062011
 

THE BOSS IS GONE!

Hopefully Travis Beckham is ready to play for the Giants and Ramses Barden is ready to pick up some red zone targets.

Outside of Santonio Holmes’ resigning, free agency has not been kind to the New York Jets or the New York Football Giants. It gets worse when you consider all the firepower the Giants’ divisional rivals, the Eagles have added.

We gotta get out while we're young, 'cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run.

We gotta get out while we're young, 'cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run.

 

 

An Alpaca Reacts to Victor Cruz's Third Touchdown

An Alpaca Reacts to Victor Cruz's Third Touchdown

Jets defensive backs It looked like they missed Darrelle Revis, and I didn’t notice Steve Smith on the field for the Giants at all. Antonio Cromartie looked decent in coverage but his poor tackling showed up on the 50+ yard pass to Ahmad Bradshaw. Undrafted free agent Victor Cruz lit up the Jets defense, and looks like a miniature Marques Colston thanks to his excellent body control.

Kellen Clemens – was given a long look during the game, possibly to generate interest in him as trade bait. Although he looked a lot better than Kevin O’Connell he will be due too much money to keep on as a third string quarterback behind Mark Brunell.

Eli Manning – almost got his head knocked off and covered the beautiful new stadium in blood. Fortunately, it was just a flesh wound.

LaDainian Tomlinson showed that he still has some quickness left on a touchdown run that was called back. He’s not as amazingly quick a cutter as he was when he was young, but he is still an incredibly fundamentally sound runner and will make a nice addition to the Jets’ backfield this year.

Brandon Jacobsseemed to be running with authority and not pathetically dancing around like he did last year. Giants fans should hope he keeps this up.

Rhett Bomar – was very impressive in mop up duty, fitting a couple passes into tight spaces, being cool under pressure in the pocket, and making a heady scramble near the end of the game.

Santonio Holmes put some impressive moves on the Giants’ second stringers.

Box Score for the Game at NFL.com

 
Lawrence Taylor - Making Ben Roethlisberger Look Good Since 2010

Lawrence Taylor - Making Ben Roethlisberger Look Good Since 2010

No, that’s not a photo of Lawrence Taylor with the underage prostitute he’s accused of raping. This is a depiction of a different kind of abuse – subjecting viewers to terrible television.

Lawrence Taylor will apparently be the latest NFL player in the news for the wrong reasons – not a first for the famous crack-cocaine enthusiast and jangly earring wearer. Honestly, those big diamond encrusted “LT” earrings always screamed “crack smoking rapist” to me.

Lawrence Taylor’s wife is claiming that it’s all a conspiracy. This is very likely as Lawrence Taylor has made many enemies over the years – enemies as varied as the Stasi, the Illuminati, PETA and the People’s Liberation Front of Lemuria, a Luddite eco-terrorist group. Eager to tarnish Taylor’s image and stop him from bringing their Machiavellian schemes to a halt, they without doubt set Taylor up.

This dollar, found in Taylor's wallet, shows that he was close to figuring out the Illuminati's secrets.

This dollar, found in Taylor's wallet, shows that he was close to figuring out the Illuminati's secrets.

Ben Roethlisberger, when told the details of today’s Lawrence Taylor arrest, was quoted as saying “lol wut?”

 

Foosball Wizard fans might like to take a peak at an alleged leak of the Dallas Cowboys Draft Board available at BloggingTheBoys.com. BloggingTheBoys also has a consolidated draft board created from captured images of the Cowboys’ war room.

Elsewhere in the NFC East, Giants fans may be alarmed to discover that a “Lewin Career Forecast” for defensive ends has been devised and it does not point to a bright future for a famous back flipper with a hyphenated last name.

I would check it myself, but I have an order of 20 lbs of civet cat empanadas that were just ordered by a customer at the Foosball Wizard bodega. We strive to create foods that are as diverse as our customers.

As we say in my homeland, "If it has more spots, you'll eat it lots."

As we say in my homeland, "If it has more spots, you'll eat it lots."

Bogdana says "They taste just like the ones the gypsies that lived in my backyard made when I was a kid!"

Bogdana says "They taste just like the ones the gypsies that lived in my backyard made when I was a kid!"

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