I AM JUST YOUR #2 QUARTERBACK
Mar 272012
Jimmy Claussen arrives in Charlotte, NC from his secret headquarters in the polar ice cap.
Do you buy the Todd McShay Claussen hate?
The Panthers might not either, considering they drafted Claussen and that he, according to Pat Yasinkas at ESPN, couldn’t be more humble and amiable with his teammates.
Among rookie quarterbacks, Claussen will probably be the only one of any fantasy value this season.
In related news, Tim Tebow arrived in camp at Denver bathed in golden light and accompanied by a chorus of angels.
I saw in the night visions, and, behold, one like the Son of man came with the clouds of heaven, and came to the Ancient of days, and they brought him near before him. And there was given him dominion, and glory, and a kingdom, that all people, nations, and languages, should serve him: his dominion is an everlasting dominion, which shall not pass away, and his kingdom that which shall not be destroyed. -Daniel 7:13-14
Apr 262010
McDaniels is a much snappier dresser than Bill Belichick.
According to the Denver post, Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow believe this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Colorado also has legislation in the works that may make it the first state in the union to allow marriage between coaches and quarterbacks, a practice that until now has only been allowed in American Samoa.
“Jeff is a great coach to work with,” said Tebow, “His football acumen, his dedication to the game, his passion and his huge, perfectly rounded breasts are unparalleled in the NFL. It is a privilege to be able to work with him.”
I thought we’d see more quarterbacks drafted in the first round this year since a trade like the one Seattle made for Charlie Whitehurst would seem to indicate that there was a dearth of talented quarterbacks in the NFL. I guess most NFL teams don’t feel that way since only two quarterbacks were drafted in the first round, and one of them was famous non-aborted quarterback, Tim Tebow!
So you can roast me in the future, here are my QB rankings for the top 2010 quarterback prospects:
#1 Colt McCoy
#2 Jimmy Claussen
#3 Sam Bradford
#4 Tim Tebow
#5 Dan LeFevour
